: oh yes! under an alias.. haha! nag-grad party din ako d2 sa bahay.. spag handa ko.. dapat may grad gift din.. regalo ko? haha
2. Cj: What type of dog should I get?
: askal.. you can get it anytime, anywhere..
3. Cj: Does perfume expire?
: yes. average perfume lasts around up to 3 years daw, according to my research.. haha!
4. Ms.Sober: What's the best cure for a hangover?
: dark coffee, yung dark.. wahaha! naalala ko naman si pau.. ;P
5. kasper: anong tagalog ng toothpaste?
: ayon sa aking research, wala daw tagalog ang toothpaste.. unfair! bakit ang toothbrush meron? sipilyo & panghiso ang tagalog ng toothbrush.. dalawa pa.. eh ang toothpaste? sabon para sa sipilyo? nyek. sabon para sa panghiso? ang haba naman.. ngiping pandikit? as in tooth-paste.. nyek! wag na nga lang.. mag-asin nalang nga tayo.. go asin!
6. YoungLove: Saan nag sisimula ang crush?
: sasaguin ko yang katanungan mo sa tulong ni google.. kasi sabi ni edward sa twilight move: "you can google it" daw.. pero hindi 'adrenaline rush' sinearch ko.. syempre yung origin ng crush.. eto:
This is yet another expression, originally American, which is now known all round the world. It’s first recorded from the 1880s, but I can’t give you the full story of where it came from.
There was an older usage of crush, now obsolete, for a social gathering such as a dance or reception. It was a colloquial borrowing of the standard English sense — such gatherings were often extremely hot and crowded and the prevailing women’s fashion for large skirts could hardly have helped matters. It’s known from Britain in the earlier part of the nineteenth century: the first known written example was in a letter of 1832 by the historian Thomas Babbington Macaulay: “I fell in with her at Lady Grey’s great crush”. By the 1860s, the same word was being used in the US — an early example appears in the Southern Literary Messenger in August 1862: “In the hatroom at a ‘crush,’ is the air freer from taint, because the men are fresh and young?”.
It seems possible that the word was borrowed again to refer to a romantic entanglement that originated at such a crowded social gathering, not because the couple were literally thrown together, but because such events were among the most common ways at the time for young men and women to meet.
ang haba noh? copy/paste talaga.. basahin mo nalang ng maliwanagan ka..
7. Cj: Who is the funniest person you know? Why?
: Cristopher Jason L. Cansino.. Because he acts serious but he's still funny.. walang ka-effort-effort.. and he has a lot of money, he'll give me money! hahaha!
8. Cj: What was the best meal of your life?
: ay ang dami! sa sobrang dami di ko na maisip.. kaya isaw nalang.. hehe.
9. janna: sino kamukha mo? mommy mo o daddy mo?
: o
10. santa clause: how's your xmas?
: superrrrrr fun! kahit di mo ko binigyan ng gift santa clause.. hmp! pictures here.
11. kadyo: anong oras ka natutulog?
depende kung anong oras antukin.. as much as possible before 12, mga 11:59pm.. haha! pero as much as possible lang.. bale optional lang yun.. haha!
12. kathreen: kelan ipapalabas yung twilight na tagalog?
: ha! deny deny sila eh.. di daw true.. totoo man o hindi, wala akong pake! taray! haha! goodluck kung tagalugin nila ang Twilight, eto lines nila:
"kay tangang tupa..."
"kay gagong masukistang leon!"
"tungkol sa tatlong bagay na siguradong positibo ako:
una, si edward ay isang bampira...
pangalawa, may isang parte sa kanya, at hndi ko alam kung gaano kalakas iyon..na uhaw sa aking dugo...
at pangatlo, hndi maitatangging ako'y walang sawang inlab sa kanya"
"maging ligtas mahal..."
"ikaw na ang buhay ko ngayon"
"estupidong may-ari ng makintab na VOLVO"
"pano kung hindi ako ang bida, pano kung ako ung masamang tao???"
"ikaw ang eksaktong tatak ng droga ko"
"Imposible ang iyong kabilisan at lakas.
Ang `yong balat ay maputi`t maputla at yelo`ng lamig.
Nagiiba ang kulay ng mata mo at
minsan kung magsalita ka para kang galing ng ibang panahon.
Hindi kalumalabas kapag maaraw. Ilang taon kana?"
"Labing pito."
"Gano katagal kanang labing pito?"
"Matagal-tagal narin."
"alam ko kung ano ka"
"sabihin mo... sabihin mo ng malakas..."
"bampira!"
"natatakot ka ba?"
"hindi"
"takot ka ba?"
"ang ikinatatakot ko lang ay ang mawala ka sa akin"
"kung kaya mong mabuhay habang panahon, ano ang ikabubuhay mo???"
"punyeta bella, ikaw ang magiging kamatayan ko"
"*singhot* mmmm... nagdala ka ng baon..."
"aking lalaking unggoy!"
hahaha! sige tagalugin nila ah.. ;P
13. michelle: bakit rugrats ang title ng rugrats?
: eh kasi rugrats sila..
14. Cj: what do you call a male doctor for men to help get their wife pregnant?
: husband
15. Cj: What/who cheers YOU up when your feeling down?
: alice - my computer! ;P
16: mr. cruise: ano lunch niyo ngayon?
: spaghetti.. sapagkat tinatamad mag-isip ng lulutuin at tinatamad din magluto ang aking ina..
17. Name 10 romantic things to do with your girlfriend or boyfriend
: bigyan mo muna akong boypren.. wag girlpren ah.. hehe.
18. camille: why do you like purple?
: because it's purple.. it compliments yellow.. i like yellow too, but i love purple!
19. kadyo: bakit hindi mabuksan ang pinto niyo?
: sapaagkat balak mong pumunta upang manghingi ng pagkain.. hahaha! :))
20. Cj: Can an illegal alien marry a legal citizen?
: yes if they are in love.. I should be invited.. hehe!
21: kariz: bakit may bago kayong ref?
: kasi bagong taon na..
22: spiderman: kanino ka kampi kay batman o kay superman?
: sa'yo siyempre.. spirderman!
23. Cj: Whats ONE WORD that makes you smile? why?
: any word I would hear.. thats IF I could smile and IF I'll hear the exact word.. ;P
24. Camille: What's your new year resolution?
: bawasan ang pang-aasar kay batching.. bawasan lang, hindi totally wag asarin..
25. Cj: What is an easy macaroni salad recipe?
: here:
1/5 kilo macaroni noodles (cooked)
2 to 3 pieces, medium sized carrots (boiled, diced)
1 big chicken breast (boiled, shred)
500 ml of mayonnaise
1 can (836 g) pineapple chunks or tidbits
1 big white onion, finely chopped
1/2 cup sweet pickle relish
3 hardboiled eggs, diced
1 cup diced cheddar cheese
1/2 cup raisins
salt and pepper to taste
*Combine all ingredients while adding salt and pepper, to taste.
26. Cj: Love or money?
: right now, s in now na.. money nalang.. cash ah..
27: kado: malakas ka bang kumain?
: hindi na.. as in.. compared before, hindi na talaga, seryoso.. pero mahilig kumain.. ;P
28. Cj: I have a Question?
: what is your question? don't be shy.. ask me..
29. nadagdagan ba ang timbang mo ngayon?
: hindi eh.. umiinom ako ng Topamax, anti-ceazure.. one of the many side effects nun, nakaka-lose ng weight..
30. michelle: bakit tumutunog ang elevator pag bumubukas?bakit tumutunog ang elevator pag bumubukas?
: para dramatic ang paglabas.. may background music pa..
31. justerini: kelan tyo unang unang nag chat?
: akalain mong ang tagal na pala! 2004 nga ba? kasi alam ko friends na tayo nung 2005.. ang tagal na.. pengeng chocolate! haha! ;P
32. mr. cruise: niwan mo raw cellphone mo kila edward... nakuha mo na ba?
: bumalik ako.. para sabihing sa kanya na yun, remembrance..
